Onion Goggles are a novel idea from Broadway Pan Handler that supposedly keep your eyes tear free through the terrible chopping ordeal. I can't confirm personally whether or not these work, but scattered around are some glowing reviews of these 100% unfashionable goggles. If you're a cook, and aren't bothered about not making it into the World's best dressed, then these goggles are a must for you (assuming you like onions, which I don't). The goggles cost $20 and ship with a case to keep them clean and scratch free. Ideal if you've had enough from holding matches in your teeth while chopping, another way of avoiding watery eyes. With all that great stuff out of the way with and finished with, I feel I must make an urgent warning that at all costs must you make sure that you wear these in the privacy of your own home, not at your local cooking competition.