The annual 'How scary can you be?' halloween contest has an undisputed winner. This year, shocking both the petrified judges, horrified contestants and the embarassed winner, the Child Toilet Constume manages to shame all others. Never again will your poor child get a date to a prom or go out with friends. Surely this is the new definition of 'child abuse'. Maybe not the best costume for trick 'n' treating and not even a nice design. Don't ask me why I posted about it. Colbert was the one who told me about it anyway... blame him! Doesn't that kid remind you of the young Willy Wonka from the films remake? As if he didn't have enough problems already!
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