Like I was saying. We're into reviewing all things dangerous now, so here it is. A Sonic Grenade. Seshi knew that it was coming (or did she?) Simba might have guessed and Timmy didn't have a clue till it scared the living daylights out of him. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Sonic Grenade, courtesy of ThinkGeek.
It is early afternoon. The air conditioning blows a bittersweet breeze across the office. A silence blankets the building. Everyone has just returned or finished their lunches. They are full; they are tired. Your nemesis is even quiet for a change. It is the perfect time for revenge! You sneak up, remove a Sonic Grenade from your belt, pull the pin, and throw it into his cubicle. Twenty seconds later, his screams echo in every corner of the office, as do the unstoppable sounds of your Sonic Grenade. The Sonic Grenade is a masterpiece of office mayhem. It is hard rubber and plastic, making it pretty easy and safe to toss. Set the grenade to one of three volume settings, pull the pin, and throw. The blinking red light will let you know the grenade is armed. Once the alarm goes off, your prey will only be able to adjust the settings (and trust us, low is even really annoying), he or she or they will not be able to permanently turn the unit off. The only way to permanently stop the alarm is to reinsert the pin, which you are now twirling around your finger. Remember, revenge is a dish best served LOUD! Also highly recommended. Just make sure that you use this before taking down your soon to be marshmallowy victims. They make a great combination!